conky

life: Unsettling photographs taken inside a psychiatric...

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:19:01 -0400

Unsettling photographs taken inside a psychiatric hospital in 1938.

Caption from LIFE. “Continuous-flow bath is the best method for calming excited mental cases. With their bodies greased, the patients can remain in the baths for hours, gradually fall asleep.”

(Alfred Eisenstaedt—Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images)

If someone opened up a spa resort with the theme “dangerous, discredited, disturbing, and counterproductive psychiatric treatment” I would be first in line.

"Did you know the correct plural of ‘vagina’ is ‘vaginae’?"

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:00:29 -0400

“Did you know the correct plural of ‘vagina’ is ‘vaginae’?”

- serial killers.

Did a drawing of my brain peacing out. “LOL! Goodbye, head!”...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 20:13:13 -0400

Did a drawing of my brain peacing out. “LOL! Goodbye, head!” says my brain.

Kobe loves his teammates like bothers.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:21:11 -0400

Kobe loves his teammates like bothers.

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Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:54:52 -0400

Best found paper scrap, and best argument for commas.

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:30:15 -0400

Best found paper scrap, and best argument for commas.

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Fri, 12 Apr 2013 08:47:00 -0400

Now this is all I’ll ever be able to think about when I...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:32:27 -0400

Now this is all I’ll ever be able to think about when I hear ‘Positively 4th Street.’

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Fri, 15 Mar 2013 07:16:53 -0400

liartownusa: Emergency Pope

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:16:18 -0400

liartownusa:

Emergency Pope

“Huh” is right. Every time I’ve heard it, the...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 09:09:39 -0400

“Huh” is right. Every time I’ve heard it, the punch line was “buttered corn.”

What have you done for YOUR brand lately?

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 08:20:18 -0400

What have you done for YOUR brand lately?

Chilling.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:24:05 -0500

Chilling.

"We are looking at rebooting Van Helsing because I think the idea for the Van Helsing story was a..."

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 17:06:40 -0500

“We are looking at rebooting Van Helsing because I think the idea for the Van Helsing story was a great way of solving the question of, “How do you make a blockbuster out of monsters?””

- Something the chairman of Universal Pictures said out loud with big boy words (via bobbyfinger)

I’d rather Universal leverage it’s monsters by bringing back Abbott and Costello.

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Tue, 19 Feb 2013 07:46:05 -0500

Today in sponsored butt cracks.

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 08:15:17 -0500

Today in sponsored butt cracks.

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Sat, 16 Feb 2013 17:47:33 -0500

eeshtar: You know maybe you don’t have to work the racism into...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 12:56:29 -0500

eeshtar:

You know maybe you don’t have to work the racism into the headline like that. Idk.

SEOhno.

“LOL, just like the Northerners! Let’s walk fast and...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 08:53:25 -0500

“LOL, just like the Northerners! Let’s walk fast and eschew basic manners! Forget about it, youse all!”

PLEASE NOTE

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:44:29 -0500

joestanton:

conky:

artyucko:

aatombomb:

All “In Soviet Russia, _____ ______’s you” jokes are absurd due to the non-existence of Soviet Russia.

Thank you for your time and attention to this matter.

da.

attn: absurdists

thank you comrade

IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA CECI N’EST PAS UNE JOKE