“Huh” is right. Every time I’ve heard it, the punch line was “buttered corn.”

“Huh” is right. Every time I’ve heard it, the punch line was “buttered corn.”

(Source: joshreads)

perma ∞ 09:09 on 03.14.2013

 
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What have you done for YOUR brand lately?

What have you done for YOUR brand lately?

perma ∞ 08:20 on 03.14.2013

 
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Chilling.

Chilling.

perma ∞ 20:24 on 02.23.2013

 
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We are looking at rebooting Van Helsing because I think the idea for the Van Helsing story was a great way of solving the question of, “How do you make a blockbuster out of monsters?

Something the chairman of Universal Pictures said out loud with big boy words (via bobbyfinger)

I’d rather Universal leverage it’s monsters by bringing back Abbott and Costello.

(via bobbyfinger)

perma ∞ 17:06 on 02.20.2013

 
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(Source: carlifonia, via artyucko)

perma ∞ 07:46 on 02.19.2013

 
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perma ∞ 17:47 on 02.16.2013

 
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eeshtar:

You know maybe you don’t have to work the racism into the headline like that. Idk.

SEOhno.

eeshtar:

You know maybe you don’t have to work the racism into the headline like that. Idk.

SEOhno.

perma ∞ 12:56 on 02.16.2013

 
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“LOL, just like the Northerners! Let’s walk fast and eschew basic manners! Forget about it, youse all!”

“LOL, just like the Northerners! Let’s walk fast and eschew basic manners! Forget about it, youse all!”

perma ∞ 08:53 on 02.16.2013

 
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PLEASE NOTE

joestanton:

conky:

artyucko:

aatombomb:

All “In Soviet Russia, _____ ______’s you” jokes are absurd due to the non-existence of Soviet Russia. 

Thank you for your time and attention to this matter.

da.

attn: absurdists

thank you comrade

IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA CECI N’EST PAS UNE JOKE

perma ∞ 16:44 on 02.15.2013

 
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