“Huh” is right. Every time I’ve heard it, the punch line was “buttered corn.”
(Source: joshreads)
We are looking at rebooting Van Helsing because I think the idea for the Van Helsing story was a great way of solving the question of, “How do you make a blockbuster out of monsters?
Something the chairman of Universal Pictures said out loud with big boy words (via bobbyfinger)
I’d rather Universal leverage it’s monsters by bringing back Abbott and Costello.
(via bobbyfinger)
“LOL, just like the Northerners! Let’s walk fast and eschew basic manners! Forget about it, youse all!”
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All “In Soviet Russia, _____ ______’s you” jokes are absurd due to the non-existence of Soviet Russia.
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attn: absurdists
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IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA CECI N’EST PAS UNE JOKE
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