November 2011
21 posts
“Angeluh. Samanthuh. Monuhhhhhhhh.”
– My Tony Danza impression, which I’ve been performing to the amusement of no one for almost 15 minutes.
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Sometimes I think I'm really good at finding...
“An office employee and a soap salesman build a global organization to help vent...”
– IMDB (via natashavc)
“Bathos and Body Works.”
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I'm so tired that I'm leaning like Michael in the...
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No one's done Lynndie England getting pepper...
bricksandmortarandchewinggum:
You know how sometimes when you’re watching football they replay a great catch or something in slow motion and the receiver literally gets the ball by the fingertips? I mean it happens every week in at least one game. Those are the moments it’s really driven home to you how these men are basically supernatural in their athletic ability. I mean they’re aliens. Their...
Do I look like the kind of guy who wants you to...
Not saying she married me
Not saying she married me for the money, but my wife has been in my change jar A LOT lately.
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I went to my failed bank today for the first time...
It was in the same place, and as best as I can remember the people were largely the same. The color scheme changed from blue to red, and the name had changed.
I think that everyday Americans want the same latitude: if they totally fail due to any combination of greed and stupidity and broader economic forces outside their control, they’d like to stay in their homes with everything largely...
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I once read that the political spectrum is skewed so far to the right in America because liberals have spent the last two generations fighting each other for control of the English department. I never actually discussed this with anyone because I bombed out of my English program soon after I saw it.
Is a fertilized egg a person? Depending on how... →
shortformblog:
After a little hemming and hawing, Gov. Haley Barbour supports the law: ”I have some concerns about it,” he wrote in a statement. “But I think all in all, I believe life begins at conception, so I think the right thing to do was to vote for it.” What do you all think? Good? Bad?
The next time Haley Barbour sits down for a chicken dinner I hope he gets a scrambled egg with a big...
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How Tim Tebow ruined improv
Now, when someone needs to start a group scene quickly and says, “Take a knee, boys,” it will be specifically evocative of Tim Tebow and not a general indicator of a sort of corny, Americana football locker room thing.
If some half-assed businessman (Herman Cain?) becomes inextricably linked to, “Gentlemen, get in here for the meeting,” we may have a full-blown crisis on...
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