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“Should you kill people for writing books? My view is no....”
— Radar Online : Like Most,...

Jun 30th

A gentleman from WXYC just interviewed me about America. I said I like America because I know it...

Jun 29th

The Smoking Gun comes up with an oddly touching tribute to...

Jun 27th

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I’m trying to get myself excited for the Danilo Gallinari era. Also, I need to live in New...

Jun 27th

Los Angeles Times: Subway's 'Jared Fogel's'...

Jun 26th

Gizmodo: Netflix Ditching Profiles

Jun 25th

Dyers.org: Every Movie Available From Netflix...

Jun 25th

“A witness saw a white man who appeared to be about 20 to 25...”
— WRAL.com: Suspicious package...

Jun 25th

“When SNL is nothing but a parody of US Magazine every week,...”
— Dead-Frog: Interview with...

Jun 25th

“I’ve heard it my whole career: “Carlin does it,” “Carlin...”
— Op-Ed Contributor - Jerry...

Jun 24th

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I grew up on David Copperfield magic specials. My mom would tape them every year and my brother...

Jun 24th

“It must be said that, although I was not, as far as I know,...”
—  Renata Adler, from her...

Jun 24th

Seattle Times: Sandler vs. Myers: Who'll have...

Jun 23rd

Gawker: No Clear Winner Emerges In Keith...

Jun 23rd

Weaver St. sand sculpture!

Jun 23rd

NYT: Yes, We Will Have No Bananas

Jun 20th

To clarify, I was referring to the...

Marc: check out the newest email in tix
Marc: hahaha
AD SALES TICKET: I'd like to have a picture of my puppy on [major website]. Here she is.
Me: dude
Me: ask her out

Jun 20th

YFSF: Mr. Perfect

Jun 20th

I'm not sure if I'm sad that the joke is...

The joke bandname in High Fidelity “Kathleen Turner Overdrive” absolutely cracks me up....

Jun 19th

I exploded this surge strip today with my wireless router...

Jun 15th

Yahoo! Sports: Donaghy says league likes more...

Jun 11th

OMFingG, Vinny Del Negro is still alive.

alexbalk: And may be the next Bulls coach! “Vinny del Negro” was the name of my...

Jun 10th