spotastic:

I first saw this Abbot & Costello sketch when I was in middle school. It blew my mind. It was my first lesson in bullshitting and justification.

For some reason I woke up this morning thinking about it.

Damn I love it. So Good.

I love this bit

perma ∞ 10:01 on 08.28.2014

 
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ok, i sort of feel like a dick now

ok, i sort of feel like a dick now

perma ∞ 10:25 on 07.02.2014

 
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doubletriplezero:

i have no idea what this is. my kid just texted me this picture. it’s probably a game. maybe this is a new language that children have just now evolved to the point of speaking and i’ll never understand it because that’s just how it is. what if, on a macroscopic evolutionary level, in terms of the entire population of the human race on earth, due to the constant accumulation of slight genetic variation with each new brood we spawn as well as the sheer fact that the respective consciousnesses of successive generations have experienced different timespans of world history and thereby understand reality itself differently, we’re rendered fundamentally incomprehensible to one another in certain non-trivial ways. maybe it’s just a game. probably. idk

doubletriplezero:

i have no idea what this is. my kid just texted me this picture. it’s probably a game. maybe this is a new language that children have just now evolved to the point of speaking and i’ll never understand it because that’s just how it is. what if, on a macroscopic evolutionary level, in terms of the entire population of the human race on earth, due to the constant accumulation of slight genetic variation with each new brood we spawn as well as the sheer fact that the respective consciousnesses of successive generations have experienced different timespans of world history and thereby understand reality itself differently, we’re rendered fundamentally incomprehensible to one another in certain non-trivial ways. maybe it’s just a game. probably. idk

perma ∞ 06:20 on 06.17.2014

 
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perma ∞ 12:07 on 05.28.2014

 
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Dear sirs & madams,

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perma ∞ 12:24 on 05.21.2014

 
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perma ∞ 16:13 on 03.17.2014

 
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oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

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oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

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perma ∞ 10:10 on 02.08.2014

 
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I’ve seen this strip posted a few places and as it seemed such a nice description of a very specific feeling, I got curious as to what Charlie Brown might’ve been listening to. This comic was originally run in March 5th, 1953. So this pretty bummer of a song, number one on the charts at the time (and for the previous month), is as good a guess as any:

I’ve seen this strip posted a few places and as it seemed such a nice description of a very specific feeling, I got curious as to what Charlie Brown might’ve been listening to. This comic was originally run in March 5th, 1953. So this pretty bummer of a song, number one on the charts at the time (and for the previous month), is as good a guess as any:

perma ∞ 14:59 on 02.06.2014

 
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perma ∞ 18:32 on 01.18.2014

 
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But The Daily Mail, a reliable fan of the royals in general and Will in particular, found other students who are thrilled about the royal postgrad. First-year student Charlotte Ivers told the Mail it’s good publicity for Cambridge. “Has Oxford educated the next two monarchs of our great nation? Hell no,” she said.
perma ∞ 12:04 on 01.03.2014

 
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